Oh no. I had to learn how to use the oven here. [ Which is true - Carl did learn to cook mostly from here, though Carol and Michonne and Dad and others taught him a little of their knowledge back home. He learned enough how to cook well enough to feed himself, and knows how poorly to piss someone off. ] I usually spit in my meals while cooking them.
[ But he didn't. Although that's a lie, Negan doesn't need to know that. ]
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[ But he didn't. Although that's a lie, Negan doesn't need to know that. ]